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Bulger headed back to Boston to face charges
Thu Jun 23, 2011
Hey, what does RGB stand for? Rectal Gas Bag. I'm just making an educated guess based on literary observation.
Ariz. fire likely set by Mexican smugglers, sheriff says
Tue Jun 21, 2011
Wow, for a barrister you certainly are quite ignorant. I don't believe that you have a law degree. Unless it's from an on-line university and even then I doubt that you passed any LSAT or Bar Exam. Stop BS-ing everyone and go back to posting on FOXNEWS.com. Quaranteen your bigotry. It's unamerican a …
Cops: Woman attacked after scolding subway smoker
Wed Apr 20, 2011
For anyone saying "mind your own business". That's what's wrong with our society these days. Society should put pressure on people to obey laws and rules. We don't need more cops we need more corrective peer pressure. And anyone sticking up for the transient smoker's rights. Just remember that when …
Motorcycle deaths drop, but overall trend is worrisome
Tue Apr 19, 2011
So, don't mandate wearing a helmet but outlaw street-bikes. That's makes no sense and shows that your logic is inconsistent at best. The fault is not mostly due to the type of bike but more with the age and habits of it's driver. Young guys don't want a cruiser nor do commuters.
Disabled man says he was kicked off Celebrity cruise
Mon Apr 18, 2011
Like it was ever in doubt that the attorney would sue. Give the guy his refund and stiff the lawyer. And stop being so puritanical. Nothing wrong with the human body. Probably a pretty fun group. Hopefully not all are wrinkly people.
Cops: Dad killed 2 kids, sent pic to their mom
Fri Apr 15, 2011
You people are crazy. Your blood-lust is scary. The system will take care of this guy. I'm sure his already in a Hell on Earth. You should be lending support for the poor mother and both families. Your comments will not sway the courts whatsoever and it's a permanent record of your ignorant blood-l …
Elton John becomes a dad
Tue Dec 28, 2010
The real sickness is hatred, ignorance and the fact that air is wasted on human trash like you!
California boy, 9, is youngest U.S. chess 'master'
Wed Dec 22, 2010
Do you know how to keep an idiot from making a fool of himself? Yeah, neither does "Cmon". Obviously!
Spain says 'Adios' to smoky bars, cafes, eateries
Wed Dec 22, 2010
Michael, if you consider inconsiderate idiots like you donkeys then yes. More people probably do die from the acts of irresponsible donkeys than second hand smoke each year. What about my "right" to not be subjected to harmful carcinogens. And my right to "not having to deal with donkeys like you" o …
Hold the brownies! Bill could limit bake sales
Fri Dec 3, 2010
Wow, did you people even read the article? By your comments, I doubt that you all can even read. It's to limit bake sales that are keeping your kids fat! Daily or even weekly bake sales (even as fundraisers) seem very excessive. Grow up and approach this rationally. I forgot, you people are the reas …
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